Long time, no blog. Wow. What a crazy few months that no one in particular has missed. Let’s review what’s happened to Tinkerbell Jayne in these recent dark times:

• I got Chober© – went 46 days straight without a drop, or should I say crumb
• I fell off the wagon on Day 47 – Easter Sunday – and binged on an assortment of very high calorie chocolate treats for approximately 12 hours
• I aged an entire a year, not just a week or two, an entire year. One day I was 23, and then the next day – Poof – I was 24. Unfair
• I got dumped by the boyfriend. By text. Unfair
• The old housemates flew the nest, and I auditioned two new strangers to take their place, much like Big Brother. Unfortunately the wardrobe that holds the gateway to Narnia is still present in my living room, but this is soon to be removed. Hopefully chopped up into a thousand pieces by the means of a big fat sharp axe.
• Erm . . . I got dumped. By text.
• Bumped into ex-supermodel/American reality TV star/I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here runner-up Janice Dickinson and shared a delightful conversation and snog with her
• Hmmm – did I mention I got dumped?
• . . .by text?
• I got my hair cut, at some point, but then it grew again.

I promise not to be such a lazy blogger from now on

This website was purchased for me over eight months ago, and I’m only just writing my first ever blog entry – this is Fact number one about Tinkerbell Jayne: I’m lazy.

Fact number two about Tinkerbell Jayne: Tinkerbell Jayne (believe it or not) is not my real name! Actually that is not completely true; one third of my real name is Jayne, and Tinkerbell is my ‘real’ nickname, which I do get called on a daily basis, well, not Tinkerbell, but Tink, I only get called Tinkerbell if I’m in trouble.

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