Long time, no blog. Wow. What a crazy few months that no one in particular has missed. Let’s review what’s happened to Tinkerbell Jayne in these recent dark times:

• I got Chober© – went 46 days straight without a drop, or should I say crumb
• I fell off the wagon on Day 47 – Easter Sunday – and binged on an assortment of very high calorie chocolate treats for approximately 12 hours
• I aged an entire a year, not just a week or two, an entire year. One day I was 23, and then the next day – Poof – I was 24. Unfair
• I got dumped by the boyfriend. By text. Unfair
• The old housemates flew the nest, and I auditioned two new strangers to take their place, much like Big Brother. Unfortunately the wardrobe that holds the gateway to Narnia is still present in my living room, but this is soon to be removed. Hopefully chopped up into a thousand pieces by the means of a big fat sharp axe.
• Erm . . . I got dumped. By text.
• Bumped into ex-supermodel/American reality TV star/I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here runner-up Janice Dickinson and shared a delightful conversation and snog with her
• Hmmm – did I mention I got dumped?
• . . .by text?
• I got my hair cut, at some point, but then it grew again.

I promise not to be such a lazy blogger from now on

Having been unemployed for what feels like forever, I am happy to share my news with the world that I have found myself a job. Congratulations to little old Tinkerbell Jayne.

Despite the fact that I enjoyed some glorious lie-ins, was entertained by a f.r.i.e.n.d.s marathon and dabbled in some unemployed day-time drinking, I really hope I am never ever unemployed again (unless I win the Euro millions). As someone who has worked one way or another since she was 16, being unemployed did not suit Tinkerbell Jayne. (more…)

Due to the Christmas shenanigans, followed by all the New Year palaver, this week has been my first full week of being unemployed.

Apart from the obvious job hunting (which being a bit of a geek I quite enjoy), I’ve been undergoing a Friends Marathon – Friends as in ‘f.r.i.e.n.d.s’ one of my favourite sitcoms. I received the complete boxset (all 10 series!) off Mr Smith for Christmas – perfect timing if you ask me!

It’s been amazing watching the whole series from the beginning (currently on series 4), seeing the highs and lows of the gang again, hearing some of Chandlers one liner’s that I’ve never heard before . . . I even cried last night when I (more…)

Just found this really stupid and immature but seriously funny site thanks to Perez Hilton - Fat Cat Lovers – A Daily Appreciation of the Curvy Cats. My favorite is the Baby and his Cat friend. Cruel but funny parents . . .

Merry Christmas my online friends – I hope its a fabulous one! x x