Just found this really stupid and immature but seriously funny site thanks to Perez Hilton - Fat Cat Lovers – A Daily Appreciation of the Curvy Cats. My favorite is the Baby and his Cat friend. Cruel but funny parents . . .

Merry Christmas my online friends – I hope its a fabulous one! x x

Tinkerbell Jayne lost her job on Wednesday.

Tinkerbell Jayne finished her job on Friday.

Tinkerbell Jayne became officially unemployed as of Saturday.

But, alas, Tinkerbell Jayne is feeling positive. I leave nothing but happy memories at the old workplace (well, not all happy, there were some tense, stressful, panic-attack moments/days too). But I got to work with some amazing people in the industry, and do some pretty cool things – its not everyday you get to model in a photoshoot with a Robert Downey look-a-like, or host a party in a scary dungeon.

But times are tough, and there was no room for Tinkerbell Jayne to grow at this time . . . maybe I’ll return one day. But (more…)

Tinkerbell Jayne is furious!

Why do certain housemates of mine seem to think it’s okay to turn shared living quarters, into their own walk-in wardrobes?? ‘She’ has put a six foot, 3-door wardrobe in the living room. Smack bang right in front of the window. Blocking out most of the daylight. It’s so unnecessarily big I’m suprised I didn’t see Narnia when I opened it.

I know we struggle for storage, but it’s tiny flat share, we’re all cramming for space and ‘She’ buys herself a third wardrobe. Yes, thats a right, a third. Three. Three wardrobes in one tiny apartment. And out of three wardrobes, only one of them is actually in her bedroom. What next? Bunk Beds in the bathroom? Dressing table in the kitchen?

Tinkerbell Jayne does not care for big wooden coffin styled cupboards blocking her pretty London daylight. But when Tinkerbell Jayne confronted her (through the means of a friendly, polite email as ‘She’ is as tad bit Scary when provoked), ‘She’ throws a hissy fit and decides to make up a list of cruel lies about Tinkerbell Jayne.

I’ll admit, one or two were true, like the time I borrowed her Blockbuster card to rent out DVDs, and forgot to take them back and got a fine on the account. But, I paid up straight away and sincerely apologised. However, accusing Tinkerbell Jayne of being inconsiderate towards others is so untrue (this coming from the girl who hogs the sofa everynight, so that you are forced to eat on the floor like you’re in some sort of Japanese resturant, or you give up and have to go and chill out in your room – which does NOT have a TV).

Ah, Tinkerbell Jayne is angry!