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Happy Steak & Blowjob Day

March 14, 2012

This is indeed a real holiday, celebrated all around the world, and one I applaud. I almost forgot about it, but was gratefully reminded this morning (via the means of Twitter). Once reminded, I immediately got in touch with the Beard to make plans for this evening, although Steak and Blowjob Day doesnโ€™t really involve much planning – To Do List: Buy Steaks. Done โ€“ easy peasy, love it.

A lot of people have either looked at me in disgust when Iโ€™ve wished them a Happy Steak and Blowjob Day, or theyโ€™ve just turned their nose up at me in ignorance (okay, so maybe donโ€™t wish a Happy Steak and Blowjob Day to your work colleagues) but honestly, I donโ€™t see what all the hush-hush or disgust is about. Iโ€™m happy to celebrate this day; I donโ€™t think us women realise how horrific we are to put up with when it comes to holidays and anniversaries, in particular Valentineโ€™s Day. Women can often expect a lot around V-Day; cards, flowers, balloons. Valentines Day has gotten so OTT it was even made into a movie โ€“ a terrible one albeit โ€“ but that would never happen with Steak and Blowjob Day (Ha! Can you imagine?). Because I don’t really think men care about the fuss, they donโ€™t care about the works. If anything, this holiday proves that men really are simple creatures; because in return for Valentineโ€™s Day all they ask of us is a Steak Dinner and a sexual favour. No need for extravagant gifts, or saving for months to afford a fancy trip, or even wasting our pennies on a bouquet of flowers that will die within days.

Nope. Just Steak. And a Blowjob.

Okay, so everyone has different opinions, and Iโ€™m in no way saying we should conform to exactly what a man wants, but for me personally, I know I can be a handful sometimes, two handfuls even, and I can drive my boyfriend a little crazy, but he puts up with me (poor sod) so to thank him, Iโ€™m happy to put this holiday into motion for him.

Happy Rumping and Romping!

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